China has five reasons for the purchase or construction of aircraft carrier
1、An international reputation : Keating and General Professor Erickson pointed out, Chinese often say "no national carrier can become a big country."
2, force delivery : China announced on the South China Sea islands and waters of possessing sovereignty. Southeast Asian countries have their controversial, but carriers can guarantee that the dispute certain to win.
3, defending the lifeblood : to ensure that China's economic development transportation of oil through the Strait of Malacca, carriers can guarantee maritime transport security.
4, regional competition : by China as a competitor, Japan and India are strong naval forces in China. With a carrier can narrow the gap.
5.rescue needs : in 2004, after the Indian Ocean tsunami, the United States, Japan and other Navy and the Air Force have the resources to respond quickly, and China is busy can offer, It made the Chinese feel ashamed.
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2007-05-29
特立独行：陕西十大怪
| 面条像腰带、锅盔像锅盖、辣子是道菜、泡馍大碗卖、碗盆难分开、帕帕头上戴、房子半边盖、姑娘不对外、不坐蹲起来、唱戏吼起来。陕西十大怪其实是一种独特的生活... 俗话说，"百里不同风，十里不同俗。"在陕西这块黄土地上，由于气候、经济、文化等多方面原因的影响，陕西人（关中人）在衣、食、住、行、东等方面，形成了一些独特的方式。外地人对此十分好奇，经过汇集称之为"陕西十大怪"（即"关中十大怪"）：面条像腰带、锅盔像锅益、辣子是道菜、泡馍大碗卖、碗盆难分开、帕帕头上戴、房子半边盖、姑娘不对外、不坐蹲起来、唱戏吼起来等。 一、面条像腰带 "扯面宽得像裤带"。扯面也叫冰冰（读biang--biang，现代汉语字典上没有这个字）面，正宗的关中人所做的冰冰面和通常城里人所吃的扯面还是有一定区别的。正宗的冰冰面，一根面条宽度可达二三寸，长度则在1米上下，厚度厚时与硬币差不多，薄时却如同蝉翼。一根面条足够一顿饭，而对大饭量的关中人来说，一顿吃8两、1斤也是轻轻松松的。 关中人吃面，喜欢将面和硬揉软、擀厚、切宽。这种面煮熟以后，捞在碗里，无论是浇臊子，还是泼油辣子，吃起来都很光滑、柔软、热火、有筋性。既可口又耐饥。人们脖子一伸一缩，呼噜噜吞进肚里，吃饱吃胀，饱嗝一打，顿时浑身上下都是力气，拉架子车、上山扛石头，五六个小时不吃不喝也不觉得饿。 二、锅盔像锅盖 相传在唐代修乾陵时，因服役的军人工匠人数过多，往往为吃饭而耽误施工进度，受到惩罚。于是，有一士兵在焦急之中便把面团放进头盔里，把头盔放到火中去烤，而烙成饼。现在算起来锅盔在陕西已有上千年的历史了。 做锅盔，面要和得很硬，硬得用手都揉不动，要借用木杠来压揉，然后放在直径2尺以上的大锅中慢慢烤制而成。这样，烙成的锅盔外脆晨酥，清香可口，放上十天八天也不会变味。锅盔要数"乾州（今乾县）锅盔"好。 三、辣子是道菜 至于说辣子，一般人都以为是湖南人、四川人能吃辣椒。其实四川人只是把辣子当成一种调料，而在陕西"没泼辣子"却是一道正经八百的菜肴。就连西安城里家家户户前也是挂满一串串喜人的红辣椒。 "油泼辣子"看着红、闻着香、吃着辣，既能用来调面，又能夹馍吃。人们常说"油泼辣子冰冰面吃着燎（好）乍咧！" 四、泡馍大碗卖 "牛羊肉泡馍大碗卖"可称上是"陕西第一泡"、"西安第一碗"。到西安不吃牛羊肉泡馍似乎是白来一趟。而牛羊肉泡馍要数回民食品了。 关中人吃饭讲究实惠，肉是大块的肉，馍是硬梆梆的死面托托馍，碗是能盛6两8两的大老碗。刚端上来的羊肉泡馍很烫，呼呼地直冒热气，吃时用筷子从贴碗的四周往嘴边拨，边拨边吃。 羊肉泡的作法主要分煮肉、烙馍、熬汤、掰馍和煮馍。肉要煮得又酥又烂。馍要烙得又硬又黄，还要遇水不化、百煮不烂。汤用牛羊肉骨髓熬成。馍要掰得越碎越匀越好，然后将馍、肉、粉丝、葱、盐、味精等调料加入，在炒瓢内旺火爆煮。 由于烹煮的方法不同，羊肉泡馍为煮馍和小炒。加汤的多少不同，分为干泡（汤少）和水围城（汤多），吃得自有分寸。这种泡馍有干有汤，又热又香，很叫人开胃口。所以泡馍馆，便选用一种耀州（耀县）产的大瓷碗来装盛泡馍。 五、碗盆难分开 陕西人（老陕）吃饭，喜欢用一种耀州产的近1尺的白瓷青花大碗，当地人称为"老碗"。这种老碗甚至比小盆还大，所以往往碗盆难分。 在关中农村，每到吃饭时，村头、庄前、树下，男人们就端着大老碗（一碗汤饭外加两块馍足有六七两），蹲在一起，津津有味地边吃饭边啦着话，这就是有名的"老碗会"。 在农村，人们劳动强度大，干活出力多，吃饭也多，所以出门用老碗盛一下就够了，不用再回家去盛饭，省了不少麻烦。 六、帕帕头上戴 以前在反映陕西人生活的"西部片"中，经常看到戴羊肚毛巾、身穿对襟夹袄的老汉及老年妇女头上都戴着（顶着）一块黑色或白色的帕帕（手帕）。你如有幸到关中农村，这里的形，和你在电影里看到的的一模一样的。 原来陕西地区盛产棉花，当地人习惯把用棉花织成的手帕戴在头上，它既可防尘防雨防晒，还可以擦汁擦手和用来包东西，真可谓既经济又实惠方便。 七、房子半边益 无论是在西安城还是陕西农村，都随处可见"一边盖"的房子。何为一边盖？一般的房子房顶为人字形，可是陕西的房子却是人字的一撇。据说因为陕西干早少雨，所以这一边盖的房子能让珍跺的雨水全部流到自家的田地里，正所谓"肥水不流外人田"。 又因，在近百年来陕西农业发展缓慢，人口却迅猛增加。农村中原来聚居生活的家庭，因土地面积有限，而人口众多，住宅紧张，于是便形成了房子"半边盖"的历史。 八、姑娘不对外 据说关中地区土地肥沃，所以极少有人为生存而奔波于他乡异地。因而有"老不出关（潼关），少不下川（四川）"的谚语，久而久之，不仅男人们不外出远行，就连姑娘们也不远嫁他乡。 九、不坐蹲起来 由于关中的男子们一日三餐都要蹲要一起开"老碗会"，贿一蹲就是一个多小时加之人们冬天喜欢蹲在背风向阳的地方"晒暖暖"或者"丢方"、下棋。于是，关中人就养成了"蹲"的习惯。外地人说这是"板凳不坐蹲起来"。实际上是人们劳累后歇息的一种习惯。 十、唱戏吼起来 唱戏，指秦腔。其特点是高昂激越、强烈急促。尤其是花脸的演唱，更是扯开嗓子大声吼，当地人称之为"挣破头"，外地人开玩笑："唱秦腔，一是舞台要结实，以免震垮了；二是演员身体要好，以免累病了；三是观众胆子要大，以免吓坏了"。 吼戏者，脸红脖子粗，吼得"走火入魔"，但只要观众叫声"好"，这吼戏者的高兴程度不亚于获得什么大奖，人们认为，这才是真正的秦腔，听起来"过瘾"、"解馋"、"燎得太（好极了）"。 |
New (and old) ways to have fun with telemarketers and keep your money.
Worry them:
1. Have you seen my hamster? Oh no! Do you know how to get a hamster out of a drain? Let me turn on a light..." then turn on the garbage disposal and scream "NOOOOOOOOOOO" until they hang up. (variation: Ask them what they think would happen if you put a frog in a blender. Later, tell them they were wrong. )
2. When they are giving their description of the product, ring your door bell...go back to the phone and say can you hang on a second... and pretend there is a guy selling something at the door, say "I've told you how many times I am not interested!, Virginia get my Shotgun!" and then hang up.
If your watching a war movie put the phone next to the speaker when there are people screaming and explosions etc. and tell the telemarketer that you are 'busy'.
3. If they clean rugs: "Can you get blood out, you can? Well, how about goat blood or HUMAN blood - chicken blood too?"
If they are selling some type of skin care product, say that you don't have any skin.
4. Say: "You cruel rude insensitive person he died while using your product, now you have the nerve to call back and try to sell him another one. Take him off you list, or have your attorney call ours."
5. Answer: "911 Emergency. State your emergency?"
They will be confused. "Hello? What is your emergency?"
Telemarketer: "Um, no emergency... wrong number"
Reply: "A wrong number eh? What other number is three digits? We are sending an officer over immediately."
--==--
Annoy them:
6. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD DOWN.
7. If Phone Company calls trying to get you to sign up with their Family and Friends plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can muster, "I don't have any friends...would you be my friend?"
8. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Or you can say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one seems to care these days and I have all these problems, my sciatica is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died...." When they try to get back to the sales process, just continue on with telling about your problems.
9. "Sir, I am calling from "Peapod", the home delivery grocery service.
Where do you now shop for groceries?"
"I don't."
"How do you eat?"
"I have a vegetable garden and a cow."
(click)
10. Some people have good success by answering:
"do you mind if i record this conversation for quality control or training purposes?"
--==--
Confuse them:
11. You: Answer the phone with
"Hello, is Steve there?"
Them: "Ah...., No"
You: "I'm sorry. I must have the wrong number." Click!
Variation: Telemarketer: I'm selling...
Victim: I'm sorry. I'm not here right now.
12. Q: "Hello sir, may we speak to the person of the house who pays the phone bill?"
A: "We don't have a phone"...
13. Tell them you work for the same company they work for. Example:
Telemarketer: "This is Bill from Widget & Associates."
You: "Widget & Associates!! Hey I work for them too. Where are you calling from?"
Telemarketer: "Uh, Dallas, Texas."
You: "Great, they have a group there too? How's business/the weather? Too bad the company has a policy against selling to employees! Oh well, see ya."
14. After they tell you the product they're selling, ask them if it comes with a free blender. If they say no, tell them that you won't buy from them without a free blender, and hang up.
15. Answer: "You're the sixth caller to KFWT radio. Just answer this question to win $25,000.
Who was the first United States president?"
When they say "George Washington", tell them they won the $25,000. Ask for their name, address and phone number. Then tell them to go home immediately to receive a confirmation call.
So, these are "the fifteen ways to leave you telemarketer", to paraphrase one famous song :) Now let's see it in action:
--==--
An Example of Conversation
(Advanced Level. Do not attempt to repeat without practicing first)
Me: Hello
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T....
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
May I speak to Mr. Salem please?
Me: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
Me: OK, hold on.
At this point, I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes...
when I picked up the receiver, she was still waiting.
Me: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Salem?
Me: May I ask who is calling please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
Me: The phone company?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: I thought you said this was AT&T... Besides, I already have a phone.
AT&T: Mr. Salem, we would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
Me: 7 days a week?
AT&T: That's right.
Me: 365 days a year?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!! That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560? If you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
Me: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
Me: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1,008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh no, sir, I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
Me: Wait a minute here! Don't use your alien brainwashing techniques on me.
I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Salem. Please hold...
Supervisor: Mr. Salem?
Me: Yeah?
Supervisor: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
Me: No, actually I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
Supervisor: OK, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
Me: Thank you.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Salem. I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan?
Me: Mr. Salem is not here right now would you prefer to speak to Slob Boy, Gutter Boy, BrainDead Man .....
Click............
Finally, a little advice:
When you get those pre-approved letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with postage paid return envelopes, right? Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little envelopes! Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express, or a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their application back... blank! Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting all their junk back in the mail. Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail, and best of all...THEY'RE paying for it! Twice!
1. Have you seen my hamster? Oh no! Do you know how to get a hamster out of a drain? Let me turn on a light..." then turn on the garbage disposal and scream "NOOOOOOOOOOO" until they hang up. (variation: Ask them what they think would happen if you put a frog in a blender. Later, tell them they were wrong. )
2. When they are giving their description of the product, ring your door bell...go back to the phone and say can you hang on a second... and pretend there is a guy selling something at the door, say "I've told you how many times I am not interested!, Virginia get my Shotgun!" and then hang up.
If your watching a war movie put the phone next to the speaker when there are people screaming and explosions etc. and tell the telemarketer that you are 'busy'.
3. If they clean rugs: "Can you get blood out, you can? Well, how about goat blood or HUMAN blood - chicken blood too?"
If they are selling some type of skin care product, say that you don't have any skin.
4. Say: "You cruel rude insensitive person he died while using your product, now you have the nerve to call back and try to sell him another one. Take him off you list, or have your attorney call ours."
5. Answer: "911 Emergency. State your emergency?"
They will be confused. "Hello? What is your emergency?"
Telemarketer: "Um, no emergency... wrong number"
Reply: "A wrong number eh? What other number is three digits? We are sending an officer over immediately."
--==--
Annoy them:
6. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD DOWN.
7. If Phone Company calls trying to get you to sign up with their Family and Friends plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can muster, "I don't have any friends...would you be my friend?"
8. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Or you can say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one seems to care these days and I have all these problems, my sciatica is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died...." When they try to get back to the sales process, just continue on with telling about your problems.
9. "Sir, I am calling from "Peapod", the home delivery grocery service.
Where do you now shop for groceries?"
"I don't."
"How do you eat?"
"I have a vegetable garden and a cow."
(click)
10. Some people have good success by answering:
"do you mind if i record this conversation for quality control or training purposes?"
--==--
Confuse them:
11. You: Answer the phone with
"Hello, is Steve there?"
Them: "Ah...., No"
You: "I'm sorry. I must have the wrong number." Click!
Variation: Telemarketer: I'm selling...
Victim: I'm sorry. I'm not here right now.
12. Q: "Hello sir, may we speak to the person of the house who pays the phone bill?"
A: "We don't have a phone"...
13. Tell them you work for the same company they work for. Example:
Telemarketer: "This is Bill from Widget & Associates."
You: "Widget & Associates!! Hey I work for them too. Where are you calling from?"
Telemarketer: "Uh, Dallas, Texas."
You: "Great, they have a group there too? How's business/the weather? Too bad the company has a policy against selling to employees! Oh well, see ya."
14. After they tell you the product they're selling, ask them if it comes with a free blender. If they say no, tell them that you won't buy from them without a free blender, and hang up.
15. Answer: "You're the sixth caller to KFWT radio. Just answer this question to win $25,000.
Who was the first United States president?"
When they say "George Washington", tell them they won the $25,000. Ask for their name, address and phone number. Then tell them to go home immediately to receive a confirmation call.
So, these are "the fifteen ways to leave you telemarketer", to paraphrase one famous song :) Now let's see it in action:
--==--
An Example of Conversation
(Advanced Level. Do not attempt to repeat without practicing first)
Me: Hello
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T....
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
May I speak to Mr. Salem please?
Me: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
Me: OK, hold on.
At this point, I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes...
when I picked up the receiver, she was still waiting.
Me: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Salem?
Me: May I ask who is calling please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
Me: The phone company?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: I thought you said this was AT&T... Besides, I already have a phone.
AT&T: Mr. Salem, we would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
Me: 7 days a week?
AT&T: That's right.
Me: 365 days a year?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!! That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560? If you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
Me: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
Me: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1,008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh no, sir, I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
Me: Wait a minute here! Don't use your alien brainwashing techniques on me.
I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Salem. Please hold...
Supervisor: Mr. Salem?
Me: Yeah?
Supervisor: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
Me: No, actually I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
Supervisor: OK, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
Me: Thank you.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Salem. I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan?
Me: Mr. Salem is not here right now would you prefer to speak to Slob Boy, Gutter Boy, BrainDead Man .....
Click............
Finally, a little advice:
When you get those pre-approved letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with postage paid return envelopes, right? Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little envelopes! Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express, or a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their application back... blank! Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting all their junk back in the mail. Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail, and best of all...THEY'RE paying for it! Twice!
This is more hilarious than any comedy!..
This is more hilarious than any comedy!..
Every year, English teachers from across the USA can
submit their collections of actual analogies and
metaphors found in high school essays.
These excerpts are published each year to the
amusement of teachers across the country. Here are
last year's winners.
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had
its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and
breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without
Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from
experience, like a guy who went blind because he
looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes
with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country
speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking
at a solar eclipse without one of those
boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli,
and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that
sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had
disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as
a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly
surcharge-free ATM machine.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond
exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like
a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole
scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're
on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at
7:00 p.m. Instead of 7:30.
12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair
after a sneeze.
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like
maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed
lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other
like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at
6:36 p.m. Traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka
at 4:19 p.m. At a speed of 35 mph.
15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with
picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two
hummingbirds who had also never met.
17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob
informant, and she was the East River.
18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a
steel trap, only one that had been left out so long,
it had rusted shut.
19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil.
But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you
get from not eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical
lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually
lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and
extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a
fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing
kids around with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought
he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing
up.
再别康桥
再别康桥
轻轻的我走了
正如我轻轻的来；
我轻轻的招手，
作别西天的云彩。
那河畔的金柳，
是夕阳中的新娘；
波光里的艳影，
在我心头荡漾。
软泥上的青荇，
油油的在水底招摇；
在康河的柔波里，
我甘心做一条水草！
那榆荫下的一潭，
不是清泉，是天上虹，
揉碎在浮藻间，
沉淀着彩虹似的梦。
寻梦？撑一支长篙，
向青草更青处漫溯，
满载一船星辉，
在星辉斑斓里放歌。
但我不能放歌，
悄悄是别离的笙箫；
夏虫也为我沉默，
沉默是今晚的康桥！
悄悄的我走了，
正如我悄悄的来；
我挥一挥衣袖，
不带走一片云彩。
徐志摩（1897 ―1931 ）现代诗人、散文家。就读于天津北洋大学和北京大学。曾赴美国英国留学，他的诗清新，韵律谐和，意境优美，神思飘逸，为新月派的代表诗人，留下了许多传世的名篇。
一棵开花的树
一棵开花的树
如何让你遇见我
在我最美丽的时刻 为这
我已在佛前 求了五百年
求它让我们结一段尘缘
佛于是把我化作一棵树
长在你必经的路旁
阳光下慎重的开满了花
朵朵都是我前世的盼望
当你走近 请你细听
那颤抖的叶是我等待的热情
而当你终于无视地走过
在你身后落了一地的
朋友啊 那不是花瓣
是我凋零的心
席慕容（ 1943――）台湾当代女诗人，蒙古族，原名穆伦・席连勃，十三岁起在日记里写诗，自小喜爱绘画。毕业于台湾师大美术系，举办过数十次画展。他的诗多写爱情、人生、乡愁，清新、易懂、好读。他的诗清新隽永，典雅清丽，情思浓郁，深受青年人喜爱。
不同年代结婚前说的一句话
10年代
皇帝虽然倒了，在家里家长还是最大的。
办喜事？那是我们做父母的事，什么时候轮到做儿女的说话了？笑话！到时候你就盖头一揭，洞房花烛，然后给我们传宗接代吧。
――父母如是说
20年代
新青年新风尚，流行在学堂找女学生。
女：诶，如果我爸妈不同意咱俩的事，我就跟你私奔，你说怎么样？
男：好啊，咱们一起参加北伐军去！
30年代
国难当头，危亡之秋
男：大丈夫理当投笔从戎，报效国家，马革裹尸还，我去投军打鬼子了，不能耽误你，我走后你找个男人嫁了吧！
女：大刚哥，我等你回来，你如果死了，我终身不嫁人！
40年代
鬼子打完了，又开始内战……
男：等到解放了全中国，建设好我们的新国家，我再风风光光娶你过门！
女：俺等你！
50年代
革命的激情，如火的年代
男：嗯，感谢组织上这么关心我，派你来照顾我的生活，你还有啥要求没有？
女：感谢组织上对我的信任，我一定好好照顾首长，为革命事业奉献终身。
60年代
新风俗，破四旧，革命婚礼革命办
男：四海翻腾云水怒，五州震荡风雷激。你看咱俩啥时候结婚？
女：一万年太久，只争朝夕！明儿就登记算了。
70年代
统帅爆炸了，舵手咽气了，大家都在家里打家具、生儿育女打发时间……
女：自行车，手表，缝纫机，四十八条腿儿，一样都不能少，俺可丢不起那人！
男：这自行车你非要凤凰的，我跑断了腿也没弄到一张票儿，你看飞鸽的行不？
80年代
英语900句是最畅销的书，戴个眼镜冒充一下知识分子就能招来不少异性的青睐……
女：告诉你，你要弄不到一张大专文凭，咱俩就吹！俺爸妈可看不上工人阶级！
90年代
商品大潮在流动，人民的观念也受到强烈冲击
男：咱们去办个婚前财产公证吧？
女：什么？你什么意思？你是不是还留了一手？你想将来把我甩了是吧？好啊，你个陈世美，还没结婚就跟我来这一手，结婚后还不反了！告诉你，老娘还不跟你结了，你赔偿老娘青春损失费20万！
男：好好好，不办了不办了行吧！
00年代
这是个躁动的年代，这是最好的年代，这也是最坏的年代……
女：预订奔驰卡迪30辆……王府饭店100桌，加上杂七杂八的，为这个婚礼我们花了差不多十万块，请柬发出去800多份，不知能收回多少礼金……唉！说你呢，你赶紧再翻翻通讯录，看还能再发多少份请柬？
男：我正在这看Chinaren校友录呢！连小学同学的请柬都发出去了……
2007-05-25
刃在手看天下谁人来挡！
现公认的关羽形象： 枣红脸，丹凤眼，美髯须，绿青袍羽死后身躯葬在湖北当阳的关陵，头颅埋葬在河南洛阳的关林，而他的魂魄则回到了故乡--山西解州，山西运城市南25公里的常平村,他的人生体现了一个民族血液中的忠义，勇武和豪情 。
2007-05-20
关于俺是猪的分析报告
转自 --BBS 水木清华站 站内
首先，俺是猪，这点俺从来不否认。但是，最近这只猪有了点想变成牛的渴望，这就非常不应该也不正常了。大概是俺处于牛群中无限向往的体现。所幸，俺还是及时的把这个念头掐杀在了萌芽状态。不过，既然有了这样的苗头，俺就该总结一下，更加清楚深刻的认识自己，准确定位，才会有正确估量。
（1）没用
长这么大，俺只有得到稿费和去献血的时候才有那么有限的几次会认为自己有用。
不会做饭，很对不起妈妈。这个俺以后有条件了一定要学！
哄人开心，俺在被他人需要的时候，就会觉得自己很幸福。因为证明自己还有存在价值嘛。虽然俺说得也是一些很没用很没营养的话，但是只要俺的朋友们快乐了已经足够。
（2）贪吃
举个例子：胖子是俺的一个朋友，这小子因为工作关系经常出差。所以只要被俺的QQ侦查到他的IP显示不在家里，俺都会给他一个三段式的提问，
如下：
胖子，在哪儿呢？
那里有什么好吃的？
能打包带回来不？
而胖子每次对俺的提问不是极其鄙视就是表现得极其愤怒，总是咆哮着："你除了吃，能不能有点别的追求啊？"不能，谁让俺是一只猪呢。俺所有的出息就都体现在对美食的追寻和饕餮上了。
不过，撇开这个，胖子还是一个很够意思的哥们。比如俺这次来上海，没住处，当时问他其实也没指望他能提供什么建设性的意见，但是这胖子愣是用自己的一腔热情把俺给感动了。
原话如下：
胖子，俺去上海可是举目无亲了，连个住处都没有55555
嗯，你自己当心点啊。我家要是在上海就好了。
你家在上海就怎么了，俺能去住啊？
那是！你这不是废话么？
俺当时立马心跳加速，都是感动的！然后俺就很真心诚意的赞美他："胖子你对俺真好~~~"结果这死胖子就回过一个"切"字，气得俺立马开始盘算回家到底宰他几顿合适。
（3）懒惰
这个最经典的是在学校的时候。好像是周末吧，俺们宿舍的mm都出去玩了，只有俺和另一个mm窝床上继续睡觉。喜欢赖床嘛，不过到中午就都醒了，硬是给饿的。但是谁都懒得下床去吃饭，都想着对方出去给自己打包。就这样僵持了近两个小时，俺们两饿得眼冒绿光，实在撑不住了，才相约一起出去吃。当俺们拖着虚浮的脚步相互搀扶着终于走到饭馆门口时，感觉真和告状人见了包公似的。
后来把这个段子给宿舍其他mm一说，她们都一副不可思议的样子。其实俺也纳闷，怎么就那么能忍呢，呵呵。懒惰害人啊，俺以后要做一只勤快的猪。
（4）好色
这个能说的实在太多了，如果详细写得话，是可以出书的。不过，俺既然是分析嘛，还是举例子吧。俺是属于见到帅哥就迈不开步，走不动路的主儿。挺没出息的，自己鄙视一下。不过，最近俺发现zoelin这小妞出落的越发水灵了，甚至还开始小具姿色。鉴于此，俺为了zoelin心甘情愿当拉拉也不是不可以的，嘿嘿。
言归正传，说俺觊觎帅哥的事。那是在石家庄到北京的短途双层列车上，俺和帅哥对面而坐。对帅哥是左看又看上看下看，嗯，极品啊，真没说的。对于俺长时间肆无忌惮的打量，帅哥终于不能再无动于衷了，于是出言："你干嘛一直盯着我看呀？"俺就乐了，那不是因为你好看呗，俺又没碰你，嚷嚷什么呀。但是考虑到帅哥的心脏承受能力和俺作为淑女猪的形象，忍了，没说，而是换一种比较含蓄比较委婉的说法："看一下打什么紧啊！"但俺显然还是高估了帅哥的心脏承受能力，只见他的脸瞬间从脖子根红到大脑门，表情变得很无奈。然后，他拿出本本当道具借以躲避俺灼灼的注视。这下换俺没辙了，不多久，车就到站了，帅哥第一个走出车厢，俺抓紧时间色了他最后一眼，基本完成了一次较为成功的帅哥鉴赏体验，嘻嘻。
最后想说，俺现在呆牛群里很是压抑，就写了这个东东自娱自乐一下。其实，能在一堆牛里找到属于猪的位置，呈现出猪立牛群的奇观，这只猪应该也能算不错了，哈哈~~~~
--
Michael:sara,you and me,it's true.
因为很珍贵，所以要牢牢记在心里。
首先，俺是猪，这点俺从来不否认。但是，最近这只猪有了点想变成牛的渴望，这就非常不应该也不正常了。大概是俺处于牛群中无限向往的体现。所幸，俺还是及时的把这个念头掐杀在了萌芽状态。不过，既然有了这样的苗头，俺就该总结一下，更加清楚深刻的认识自己，准确定位，才会有正确估量。
（1）没用
长这么大，俺只有得到稿费和去献血的时候才有那么有限的几次会认为自己有用。
不会做饭，很对不起妈妈。这个俺以后有条件了一定要学！
哄人开心，俺在被他人需要的时候，就会觉得自己很幸福。因为证明自己还有存在价值嘛。虽然俺说得也是一些很没用很没营养的话，但是只要俺的朋友们快乐了已经足够。
（2）贪吃
举个例子：胖子是俺的一个朋友，这小子因为工作关系经常出差。所以只要被俺的QQ侦查到他的IP显示不在家里，俺都会给他一个三段式的提问，
如下：
胖子，在哪儿呢？
那里有什么好吃的？
能打包带回来不？
而胖子每次对俺的提问不是极其鄙视就是表现得极其愤怒，总是咆哮着："你除了吃，能不能有点别的追求啊？"不能，谁让俺是一只猪呢。俺所有的出息就都体现在对美食的追寻和饕餮上了。
不过，撇开这个，胖子还是一个很够意思的哥们。比如俺这次来上海，没住处，当时问他其实也没指望他能提供什么建设性的意见，但是这胖子愣是用自己的一腔热情把俺给感动了。
原话如下：
胖子，俺去上海可是举目无亲了，连个住处都没有55555
嗯，你自己当心点啊。我家要是在上海就好了。
你家在上海就怎么了，俺能去住啊？
那是！你这不是废话么？
俺当时立马心跳加速，都是感动的！然后俺就很真心诚意的赞美他："胖子你对俺真好~~~"结果这死胖子就回过一个"切"字，气得俺立马开始盘算回家到底宰他几顿合适。
（3）懒惰
这个最经典的是在学校的时候。好像是周末吧，俺们宿舍的mm都出去玩了，只有俺和另一个mm窝床上继续睡觉。喜欢赖床嘛，不过到中午就都醒了，硬是给饿的。但是谁都懒得下床去吃饭，都想着对方出去给自己打包。就这样僵持了近两个小时，俺们两饿得眼冒绿光，实在撑不住了，才相约一起出去吃。当俺们拖着虚浮的脚步相互搀扶着终于走到饭馆门口时，感觉真和告状人见了包公似的。
后来把这个段子给宿舍其他mm一说，她们都一副不可思议的样子。其实俺也纳闷，怎么就那么能忍呢，呵呵。懒惰害人啊，俺以后要做一只勤快的猪。
（4）好色
这个能说的实在太多了，如果详细写得话，是可以出书的。不过，俺既然是分析嘛，还是举例子吧。俺是属于见到帅哥就迈不开步，走不动路的主儿。挺没出息的，自己鄙视一下。不过，最近俺发现zoelin这小妞出落的越发水灵了，甚至还开始小具姿色。鉴于此，俺为了zoelin心甘情愿当拉拉也不是不可以的，嘿嘿。
言归正传，说俺觊觎帅哥的事。那是在石家庄到北京的短途双层列车上，俺和帅哥对面而坐。对帅哥是左看又看上看下看，嗯，极品啊，真没说的。对于俺长时间肆无忌惮的打量，帅哥终于不能再无动于衷了，于是出言："你干嘛一直盯着我看呀？"俺就乐了，那不是因为你好看呗，俺又没碰你，嚷嚷什么呀。但是考虑到帅哥的心脏承受能力和俺作为淑女猪的形象，忍了，没说，而是换一种比较含蓄比较委婉的说法："看一下打什么紧啊！"但俺显然还是高估了帅哥的心脏承受能力，只见他的脸瞬间从脖子根红到大脑门，表情变得很无奈。然后，他拿出本本当道具借以躲避俺灼灼的注视。这下换俺没辙了，不多久，车就到站了，帅哥第一个走出车厢，俺抓紧时间色了他最后一眼，基本完成了一次较为成功的帅哥鉴赏体验，嘻嘻。
最后想说，俺现在呆牛群里很是压抑，就写了这个东东自娱自乐一下。其实，能在一堆牛里找到属于猪的位置，呈现出猪立牛群的奇观，这只猪应该也能算不错了，哈哈~~~~
--
Michael:sara,you and me,it's true.
因为很珍贵，所以要牢牢记在心里。
巴菲特的中国式烦恼
长期投资优质的上市公司，买进长期坚定地持有，"巴菲特"理论现在大陆
已经有很多坚定的支持者；但这有一个价值判断的原则，持有的公司必须是，
具有光明而长远的前景、核心竞争力并严谨的公司治理。
老实说，偶一向不惮以最坏的恶意来揣测国人，中国人穷怕了，内心极渴望
具有光明而长远的前景、核心竞争力并严谨的公司治理。
老实说，偶一向不惮以最坏的恶意来揣测国人，中国人穷怕了，内心极渴望
暴富，赌性重，急功近利，缺乏耐心，不严谨，所以延伸出来的话题是，中国符
合"巴菲特"选股标准的股份可能真的凤毛麟角。问题更在于即使有，几年之后也或
面目全非，这里，有企业本身经营与发展的问题，有市场的问题，更不靠谱的则是
人的问题。
我以前曾经也一度认为，茅台与广发证券或者应该是好企业的典范，情人
我以前曾经也一度认为，茅台与广发证券或者应该是好企业的典范，情人
眼里容不得一粒砂子,那么我们现在再回头看看，但果真如此吗？几年前还被某对手
打得满地找牙的"国酒",去年开始却忽然成为全国最紧俏的白酒了，中国人的口味
一下子从清香浓香转向为酱香，酒鬼们可能一下子还真弄不明白。解放前兵慌马乱
与解放后艰难岁月和文革至今，竟然还有年份酒留存下来？忒险！不过问题还不仅
如此，同一品牌不同地点的多元化，有啤酒还有红酒，简直是荒唐，我有天做梦，
这些酒，是否都给"战略投资者"统购统销通通送礼或偷偷倒入黄浦江了？？
至于最近的丑闻风波，在事实没有成为事实之前，在股价没有下来之前，我们也别
至于最近的丑闻风波，在事实没有成为事实之前，在股价没有下来之前，我们也别
指望知道太多。
至于广发证券，不提也罢。简直是全体广发人的耻辱！
投资银行讲的就是信誉与诚信，诺大的知名综合型券商，
竟然去借壳一家与自己有密切关联度的远在天边的小收费公路公司？
全国股民就是从那天开始知道，这就是内幕交易！
复牌？我看就应断然否决借壳审批，否则，您广发证券以后也就甭提品牌了。
......
故事只会层出不穷，看来中国还没有"巴菲特"存在的土壤。
或者有人会说，只要我们长期投资的公司好，其它的未必担心。
事实并非如此。一个有影响力但靠不住的强势领导，越好的公司您的风险才更大！
至于广发证券，不提也罢。简直是全体广发人的耻辱！
投资银行讲的就是信誉与诚信，诺大的知名综合型券商，
竟然去借壳一家与自己有密切关联度的远在天边的小收费公路公司？
全国股民就是从那天开始知道，这就是内幕交易！
复牌？我看就应断然否决借壳审批，否则，您广发证券以后也就甭提品牌了。
......
故事只会层出不穷，看来中国还没有"巴菲特"存在的土壤。
或者有人会说，只要我们长期投资的公司好，其它的未必担心。
事实并非如此。一个有影响力但靠不住的强势领导，越好的公司您的风险才更大！
2007-05-19
关于交换博客链接的邀请函
光临我博客的各位兄弟姐妹：
为了增进交流，互相学习，互相帮助。本博客从即日起将邀请十八位博客进行友情链接，不分大小、 名气、男女、年龄等，一句话，只要你是博客就可以，唯一的要求是要将我的博客链接到您的博客上，我的博客地址：http://mtxt.blogspot.com
有意向的朋友，请在评论里面或QQ留言，我将第一时间把您的链接放上，预祝我们合作愉快！
卡卡
2007 年5 月19日 星期六
2007-05-15
沙祖康的外交语录
沙祖康出任联合国副秘书长
联合国秘书长潘基文9日任命沙祖康担任联合国副秘书长。与绝大多数外交官不同，沙祖康有鲜明的个性与风格，他硬朗机智而又不乏幽默的"沙氏外交语录"早已在网上广为流传。
联合国秘书长潘基文9日任命沙祖康担任联合国副秘书长。与绝大多数外交官不同，沙祖康有鲜明的个性与风格，他硬朗机智而又不乏幽默的"沙氏外交语录"早已在网上广为流传。
沙氏语录:"美国最好闭嘴并保持沉默"
仗义执言 铁嘴胜千军
有人说，在中国外交界，沙祖康应该算是个另类，他爱看武侠小说，敢说敢做，也代表中国以侠义精神在列国间畅意直言。他说："我从小就主张匡扶正义，除暴安良。作为中国的外交官，作为大国的外交官，至少应该主持正义。"
很多人把沙祖康称为"沙将军"，因为他的一张嘴可以胜过千军万马。
作为一名擅长多边谈判的外交官，他曾多次代表中国参与多边裁军谈判、世界贸易组织谈判等重要国际会谈，被外界誉为与唐家璇、李肇星齐名的中国"外交三宝"。
粗中有细 无私才无畏
深入接触沙祖康，就会发现他绝不是一个只会说硬话的"老粗"，他绝对是粗中有细。沙祖康夫人刘谨凤公使参赞与他是南京大学同学，曾任中国驻韩国釜山总领事。沙夫人向记者坦言："我觉得他总体来讲是无私才能无畏。他之所以敢于发表自己的观点，敢于讲别人不敢讲的话，那是建立在爱国基础上的。他不像人家想像的那样是大炮，绝对不是的，即使是大炮，那个大炮也是拐了好几个弯的，他想得很多。"
沙氏外交语录
与绝大多数外交官不同，沙祖康有鲜明的个性与风格，他硬朗机智而又不乏幽默的"沙氏外交语录"早已在网上广为流传。
■我没什么绝活，就是真诚。我一辈子不讲假话，永远讲实话。因此大家都信我，尽管我讲话很直爽，但可靠、可信。
■讲话直一点，是我个人的风格，但也不是唯一正确的风格。
■对于中国，一寸领土，比生命更有价值。在这一点上，我们永远不会退缩。
■美国人最好闭嘴并保持沉默。美国的军费开支占全球军费开支的一半，而中国的人口是美国的五六倍，为什么指责中国？美国应如何做是美国的主权，但美国不应告诉中国该如何做。
■我们建议美国自己照照镜子。虽然中国并不富裕，但愿意向美国免费提供一面镜子。如果大家有兴趣，可以看看我们将散发的《2003年美国人权状况白皮书》。但我在此建议大家不要在睡前读，因为那会让你做噩梦的。
■没有那个老工夫弯弯绕，含沙射影也好，曲里拐弯也好，旁敲侧击也好，在国际会议上，人家没有时间来考虑你这些东西，来琢磨你深刻的含义。
■我要赢你就赢定了，要不你把我的尸体抬出去。
仗义执言 铁嘴胜千军
有人说，在中国外交界，沙祖康应该算是个另类，他爱看武侠小说，敢说敢做，也代表中国以侠义精神在列国间畅意直言。他说："我从小就主张匡扶正义，除暴安良。作为中国的外交官，作为大国的外交官，至少应该主持正义。"
很多人把沙祖康称为"沙将军"，因为他的一张嘴可以胜过千军万马。
作为一名擅长多边谈判的外交官，他曾多次代表中国参与多边裁军谈判、世界贸易组织谈判等重要国际会谈，被外界誉为与唐家璇、李肇星齐名的中国"外交三宝"。
粗中有细 无私才无畏
深入接触沙祖康，就会发现他绝不是一个只会说硬话的"老粗"，他绝对是粗中有细。沙祖康夫人刘谨凤公使参赞与他是南京大学同学，曾任中国驻韩国釜山总领事。沙夫人向记者坦言："我觉得他总体来讲是无私才能无畏。他之所以敢于发表自己的观点，敢于讲别人不敢讲的话，那是建立在爱国基础上的。他不像人家想像的那样是大炮，绝对不是的，即使是大炮，那个大炮也是拐了好几个弯的，他想得很多。"
沙氏外交语录
与绝大多数外交官不同，沙祖康有鲜明的个性与风格，他硬朗机智而又不乏幽默的"沙氏外交语录"早已在网上广为流传。
■我没什么绝活，就是真诚。我一辈子不讲假话，永远讲实话。因此大家都信我，尽管我讲话很直爽，但可靠、可信。
■讲话直一点，是我个人的风格，但也不是唯一正确的风格。
■对于中国，一寸领土，比生命更有价值。在这一点上，我们永远不会退缩。
■美国人最好闭嘴并保持沉默。美国的军费开支占全球军费开支的一半，而中国的人口是美国的五六倍，为什么指责中国？美国应如何做是美国的主权，但美国不应告诉中国该如何做。
■我们建议美国自己照照镜子。虽然中国并不富裕，但愿意向美国免费提供一面镜子。如果大家有兴趣，可以看看我们将散发的《2003年美国人权状况白皮书》。但我在此建议大家不要在睡前读，因为那会让你做噩梦的。
■没有那个老工夫弯弯绕，含沙射影也好，曲里拐弯也好，旁敲侧击也好，在国际会议上，人家没有时间来考虑你这些东西，来琢磨你深刻的含义。
■我要赢你就赢定了，要不你把我的尸体抬出去。
2007-05-03
唐诗两首
送人赴安西（唐 - 岑参 ）
上马带胡钩，翩翩度陇头。
小来思报国，不是爱封侯。
万里乡为梦，三边月作愁。
早须清黠虏，无事莫经秋。
塞上曲 （王昌龄）
军门频纳受降书，一剑横行万里馀。
汉祖谩夸娄敬策，却将公主嫁单于。
汉家旌帜满阴山，不遣胡儿匹马还。
愿得此身长报国，何须生入玉门关。
上马带胡钩，翩翩度陇头。
小来思报国，不是爱封侯。
万里乡为梦，三边月作愁。
早须清黠虏，无事莫经秋。
塞上曲 （王昌龄）
军门频纳受降书，一剑横行万里馀。
汉祖谩夸娄敬策，却将公主嫁单于。
汉家旌帜满阴山，不遣胡儿匹马还。
愿得此身长报国，何须生入玉门关。
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